The words, images and the social appendage of myself. Be it a book or a picture or the words from my head, there are just facets of who I am and the way I see the world around me. Hopefully it gives everyone a glimpse beyond the superficial impression.

 

cracked:

"As the children and their guardians go to town on the wallpaper, [Willy] Wonka declares: ‘Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!’ We laugh, because ‘snozzberries’ is obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and nobody knows what they really were. Except that Roald Dahl, the book’s author, knew exactly what snozzberries were: They’re dicks. Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka made those kids lick dick-flavored wallpaper." #CrackedClassic
The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Children’s Movie

My mind is kinda blown.

cracked:

"As the children and their guardians go to town on the wallpaper, [Willy] Wonka declares: ‘Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!’ We laugh, because ‘snozzberries’ is obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and nobody knows what they really were. Except that Roald Dahl, the book’s author, knew exactly what snozzberries were: They’re dicks. Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka made those kids lick dick-flavored wallpaper." #CrackedClassic

The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Children’s Movie

My mind is kinda blown.

cracked:

sorenbowie:

browsethestacks:

Superb & Must-See Paintings Of An Aging Superhero

"…When it comes to the world of superheroes, we only really seem that at their best, in their prime, vanquishing evil-doers left right and centre. But what happens when Captain America turns 55? Or Batman isn’t as flexible as he once used to be?…”

"…That’s the theme Andreas Englund startling photorealistic oil paintings . The immensely gifted Swedish painter has been creating different scenarios in the life of an Ageing Superhero , which is also the name of the series. From struggling at the supermarket to getting a genuine workout fighting off hordes of ninjas, it’s a fun, candid and tender look at a superhero who’s body has truly seen better days…"

Via So Bad So Good

My dad once pitched a series to me about an old superhero who’s going senile and is now more dangerous than helpful but no one is willing to put down a guy who made the world better for years and now only means well. That’s when I realized he was better at my job than me.

Soren is now fired and Soren Sr. is now hired.

Beautiful.

maptitude1:

These maps show how coastlines would change if all the world’s ice melted.

(Source: buzzfeed)

This is why I try not to let people see my baby pics.

This is why I try not to let people see my baby pics.

There are a type of fluffy cows which are especially created by mixing high quality breeds.

did-you-kno:

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These cows don’t belong to any particular breed. They are show calves, a cross between two different high-quality breeds, bred for bovine show-business. That means that apart from their genetic characteristics, owners go out of their way to make sure the cows look their best.

Source

I want to hug one.

kellysue:

themightyglamazon:

your-snowflake:

cherrispryte:

Fred McFeely Rogers (March 20, 1928 – February 27, 2003)

I’m gonna reblog this every time.

Fred Rogers Real Actual Guardian of Childhood.

This chokes me up Every. Time. 

Because, he was the best neighbor anyone ever had.

(Source: lemonyandbeatrice)